Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.

"We'll wait for sun-up. Everything will be fine." - Ash

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

You get the occasional evil morning person, but rarely before 7:30...

To Smokers: I didn't know that they were forecasting fog this morning.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

A nod's as good asa wink to a blind bat. - Monty Python

"There, I've run rings around you logically." - from Monty Python

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