Virtue is its own punishment.

To Smokers: I didn't know that they were forecasting fog this morning.

"Now the angry morning gives the early signs of warning."

"Hello, good evening, and welcome to `Blackmail'!" - Monty Python

B-) smiling with sunglasses on

The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.

"Dammit, Stop Talking About A Sun On A Beach, Okay?"

Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon.

Quid pro queasy: Something for morning sickness.

My wife said I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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