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The person that posted the message has been sacked. - Monty Python

Women Vs Beer: You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning

Headline: Sun to Darken Much of America

Bad mood this morning. Told my Rice Krispies to shut up!

Business is like a wheelbarrow. Nothing ever happens until you start pushing.

On German headphones: Do not increase volume past threshold of pain.

It never rains in Oregon, We rust from too much sunshine

"Life is a beach".........'Yeah, but it rains on the beach too'.

"Head in the Clouds" by Al Titude

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together." - John Lennon

Always borrow money from a pessimist; they don't expect to be paid back.

Oxymoron: a vampire named Dawn

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