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I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

In the clear white circles of morning wonder...

The sun don't shine on the same dog all the time.

"Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!" - Monty Python

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.

"Gotta run. Have to get to the all night store before dawn"

If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.

"I had a great idea this morning, but I didn't like it." - Sam Goldwyn

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

The sun won't melt our wings tonight - U2

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