Many rednecks never go out in the sun -- how did their necks get red?
You can't have everything...where would you put it?
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins: Why not try tossing over your breakfast cereal?
So when you look into the sun, see all the pleasures nearly won.
Nothing like a good cigar on a bright clear morning. - Col. Potter
Thought for the day: What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.-- Pancho Villa's last words
"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left." --Monty Python
It's not the size of ship, but it's the motion in the ocean!
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx
"Well, I'm out!" - Kramer STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001
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