Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck
"Excuse me, is that rat tart? Yes. Disgusting!" --Monty Python
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun. - Auden
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
When I awoke this morning, I had one nerve left & you're getting on it!
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the beach and sold shade!
B:-) Sunglasses on head
"I am not doing any inserting in that area!" - Kramer
A day without sunshine is just like nighttime.
People who think they know everything are the easiest to fool.
"Consolation-guy is big!" - Kramer
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001
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