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"She's got HUGE... tracts of land!!" - Monty Python

I hereby declare that mornings shall not start until noon. - Garfield

If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.

Pistols at Dawn! Dawn, what's she got to do with it?

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home.

"How come nobody ever tampers with Spam?"-Monty Python

The key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosby

"Sun comes up, like a big bald head..."

"Your eyes! They shine like the pants of a blue serge suit." - Groucho Marx

"Do you enjoy the sound of the roaring sea?" -- Tsunami

Smog makes haze while the sun shines.

Man who drops watch in toilet have shitty time.

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