Virtue is its own punishment.
On the bottom of Tesco's Tirimisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.
...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
"The sun ain't yellow, its chicken." -Bob Dylan
"So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking"
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
"With the sunlight dyed and the night above me..." - Sisters of Mercy
You get the occasional evil morning person, but rarely before 7:30...
"Life's a piece of sh*t, when you look at it." -Monty Python
A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001
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