Many rednecks never go out in the sun -- how did their necks get red?

You can't have everything...where would you put it?

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins: Why not try tossing over your breakfast cereal?

So when you look into the sun, see all the pleasures nearly won.

Nothing like a good cigar on a bright clear morning. - Col. Potter

Thought for the day: What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.-- Pancho Villa's last words

"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left." --Monty Python

It's not the size of ship, but it's the motion in the ocean!

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx

"Well, I'm out!" - Kramer

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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