To Smokers: I didn't know that they were forecasting fog this morning.

Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit.

"From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever."

Punctuality is disappointing if no one is there to appreciate it.

Floppy Disc: Long-playing record left out in the sun too long.

When the going seems easy, you may be going downhill.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach no one else gets any sun.

Dawn crept across the lawn, searching for her car keys.

Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.

"Listen to the colour of your dreams." - John Lennon

don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory? - Monty Python

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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