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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck

"Excuse me, is that rat tart? Yes. Disgusting!" --Monty Python

Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun. - Auden

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

When I awoke this morning, I had one nerve left & you're getting on it!

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the beach and sold shade!

B:-) Sunglasses on head

"I am not doing any inserting in that area!" - Kramer

A day without sunshine is just like nighttime.

People who think they know everything are the easiest to fool.

"Consolation-guy is big!" - Kramer

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

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