It's hard to make a program foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

It's easy to get lost in thought if it's not familiar territory to you.

"I'm invincible!" "You're a looney!" - Monty Python

Remember: A day without sunshine is like night.

"Oh, what a give away." -- Monty Python

"And fairy stories held me high on clouds of sunlight floating by"

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

I don't *do* dishes, I don't *do* mornings, I don't *do* reality.

"So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking"

Elvis first recorded with 'Sun' Studios.

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

The light at the end of the tunnel is usually a "No Exit" sign.

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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