A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
The sun's over the yardarm.
On Sainsburys' peanuts: Warning Contains nuts.
"I was staring straight into the shining sun" -Floyd
The light at the end of the tunnel is usually a "No Exit" sign.
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms." - Groucho Marx
Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit.
"I am your king." "Well, I didn't vote for you." - Monty Python
"With the sunlight dyed and the night above me..." - Sisters of Mercy
"And now for something completely different." -- Monty Python
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
Why CAN'T we see a light that is out, yet CAN see the sun when it's out STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001
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