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A European swallow, or an African swallow? - Monty Python
Introducing "lite", the new way to spell "light", with 20% fewer letters!
"Bother!" said Pooh as Soran destroyed the nearby sun.
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
Yet the light of the bright world dies, with the dying sun.
On V-tech phone: Electronics, like people, sometimes get confused.
Introducing "lite", the new way to spell "light", with 20% fewer letters!
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....
"Dammit, Stop Talking About A Sun On A Beach, Okay?"
PROCTOLOGISTS do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine
The trouble with mornings is they happen when you're awake.
"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay..." - Monty Python
STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001
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