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"Forget about your sins! Give the audience a grin!" - Monty Python

The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.

A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.

Dawn, nature's gentle hint that it's time for bed.

"I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty." - Groucho Marx

It never rains in Oregon, We rust from too much sunshine

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.

You don't have to stay up nights to succeed; you have to stay awake days.

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

There are some strings. They're just not attached.

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