A European swallow, or an African swallow? - Monty Python

Introducing "lite", the new way to spell "light", with 20% fewer letters!

"Bother!" said Pooh as Soran destroyed the nearby sun.

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

Yet the light of the bright world dies, with the dying sun.

On V-tech phone: Electronics, like people, sometimes get confused.

Introducing "lite", the new way to spell "light", with 20% fewer letters!

Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....

"Dammit, Stop Talking About A Sun On A Beach, Okay?"

PROCTOLOGISTS do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine

The trouble with mornings is they happen when you're awake.

"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay..." - Monty Python

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