jun02

I don't *do* dishes, I don't *do* mornings, I don't *do* reality.

"Not a morning person" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

If you hear an onion ring, answer it.

"I'd rather dance with the cows til you came home." - Groucho Marx

PROCTOLOGISTS do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx

Dawn crept across the lawn, searching for her car keys.

If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

"Well, I'm out!" - Kramer

6:00 in the morning, you're the last to hear the warning -U2

"Bother!" said Pooh, one last time, as the Earth fell into the sun.

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