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A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.

The sun's over the yardarm.

On Sainsburys' peanuts: Warning Contains nuts.

"I was staring straight into the shining sun" -Floyd

The light at the end of the tunnel is usually a "No Exit" sign.

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms." - Groucho Marx

Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit.

"I am your king." "Well, I didn't vote for you." - Monty Python

"With the sunlight dyed and the night above me..." - Sisters of Mercy

"And now for something completely different." -- Monty Python

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

Why CAN'T we see a light that is out, yet CAN see the sun when it's out

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