I don't *do* dishes, I don't *do* mornings, I don't *do* reality.
"Not a morning person" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it.
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
If you hear an onion ring, answer it.
"I'd rather dance with the cows til you came home." - Groucho Marx
PROCTOLOGISTS do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx
Dawn crept across the lawn, searching for her car keys.
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
"Well, I'm out!" - Kramer
6:00 in the morning, you're the last to hear the warning -U2
"Bother!" said Pooh, one last time, as the Earth fell into the sun. STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001
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