Oxymoron: a vampire named Dawn

He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.

A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.

Sauna (n.): a nylon tent one hour after sunrise

"He not busy being born is busy dying." - Bob Dylan

The Sun is at the center of the Universe. - Copernicus

Bad artists copy. Great artists steal. -- Picasso

I don't *do* dishes, I don't *do* mornings, I don't *do* reality.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

On the bottom of Tesco's Tirimisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx

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