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THE QUOTES ON THIS PAGE ARE TAKEN FROM 11-YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAM ANSWERS......ENJOY !
"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."
"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."
"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heartstops."
"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."
"Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."
STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001
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