"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

People seldom know what they want until you give them what they ask for.

"And everything under the sun is in tune...." - Floyd

Status quo. Latin for "the mess we're in."

Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?

"It's silly to worry. You're gone today and here tomorrow." - Groucho Marx