Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

Democracy is mob rule, but with income taxes.

Oxymoron: a vampire named Dawn

Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit.

To Smokers: I didn't know that they were forecasting fog this morning.

The sunshine of a single smile brightens any day.

In Florida, the sunshine is part of your paycheck.

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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