feb14

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

"I loike traffic lights..." - Monty Python

"Sun comes up, like a big bald head..."

Off like...a bucket of prawns in the sun.

He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.

"Sun comes up, like a big bald head..."

Well, Ain't you just a friggin' ray of sunshine today?

PROCTOLOGISTS do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine

The most effective answer to an insult is silence.

don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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