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Man who drops watch in toilet have shitty time.
How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit.
Actually, no, I won't respect you in the morning!
On German headphones: Do not increase volume past threshold of pain.
Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.
Misers make wonderful ancestors.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001
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