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!! ENJOY THE GROUCHO MARX QUOTES ON THIS PAGE !!

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

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