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!! ENJOY THE GROUCHO MARX QUOTES ON THIS PAGE !!

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Look, if you don't like my parties, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, leave in a minute and a huff. If you can't find that, you can leave in a taxi.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.

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