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!! ENJOY THE GROUCHO MARX QUOTES ON THIS PAGE !!

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

There is only one way to find out if a man is honest--ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

I've worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

A child of five would understand this. Send somebody to fetch a child of five!

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