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!! ENJOY THE GROUCHO MARX QUOTES ON THIS PAGE !!

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

This man has the mind of a 4-year old boy -- and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

There is only one way to find out if a man is honest--ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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